Absurdly Improbable provides its service to you subject to the following Terms and Conditions, which may be updated by us from time to time without notice to you. You can review the most current version of the Terms and Conditions at any time at http://www.absurdlyimprobable.com/terms.php.
Absurdly Improbable provides users with a means to share, network and collaborate on their dreams (the "Service"). You understand and agree that the Service may include certain communications from Absurdly Improbable, such as administrative messages, and that these communications are considered part of Absurdly Improbable membership and you will not be able to opt out of receiving them. The Service may also include the Absurdly Improbable Newsletter, which you may opt out of at any time.
Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service, shall be subject to the Terms and Conditions. You understand and agree that the Service is provided "AS-IS" and that Absurdly Improbable assumes no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, mis-delivery or failure to store any user communications or personalised settings.
In registering for Absurdly Improbable you agree:
That you are at least 16 years of age, or have the knowledge and consent of your legal guardian.
To provide true, accurate, current and complete information.
To maintain all information to ensure that it is always true, accurate, current and complete.
Not to include any Content that infringes any copyright, trademark, patent or any other proprietary right of any party.
Not to include any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, sexually explicit, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable.
Not to impersonate any person or entity.
Not to transmit any unsolicited or unauthorised advertising, including spam, junk mail and chain letters.
Not to intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law.
You acknowledge that Absurdly Improbable maintains the right to modify, suspend or remove any account that violates any of the stated Terms, regardless of whether you are a standard registered user or an Angel.
Absurdly Improbable does not claim ownership of any content you submit to the Service.
You understand that all information, data, text, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages, tags, or other materials ("Content"), whether publicly posted or privately transmitted, are the sole responsibility of the person from whom such Content originated. This means that you, and not Absurdly Improbable, are entirely responsible for all Content that you upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available via the Service. Absurdly Improbable does not control the Content posted via the Service and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. You understand that by using the Service, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will Absurdly Improbable be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, any errors or omissions in any Content, or any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed, transmitted or otherwise made available via the Service.
You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password and account and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password or account. You agree to (a) immediately notify Absurdly Improbable of any unauthorised use of your password or account or any other breach of security, and (b) ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. Absurdly Improbable cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this.
You agree to indemnify and hold Absurdly Improbable and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, employees, partners and licensors harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of Content you submit, post, transmit or otherwise make available through the Service, your use of the Service, your connection to the Service, your violation of the Terms and Conditions, or your violation of any rights of another.
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, trade, resell or exploit for any commercial purposes, any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service.
Absurdly Improbable reserves the right at any time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Service (or any part thereof) with or without notice. You agree that Absurdly Improbable shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of the Service, regardless of whether you are an Angel or not.
You agree that Absurdly Improbable may, under certain circumstances and without prior notice, immediately terminate your Absurdly Improbable account. Cause for such termination shall include, but not be limited to: breaches or violations of the Terms and Conditions or other guidelines, requests by law enforcement or other government agencies, a request by you (self-initiated account deletions), discontinuance or modification to the Service (or any part thereof), unexpected technical or security issues or problems, engagement by you in fraudulent or illegal activities, and/or nonpayment of any fees owed by you in connection with the Services.
The Service may provide, or third parties may provide, links to other World Wide Web sites or resources. Because Absurdly Improbable has no control over such sites and resources, you acknowledge and agree that Absurdly Improbable is not responsible for the availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any Content, advertising, products or other materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that Absurdly Improbable shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such Content, goods or services available on or through any such site or resource.
You expressly understand and agree that:
1. Your use of the service is at your sole risk. The Service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. Absurdly Improbable and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, employees, agents, partners and licensors expressly disclaim all warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement.
2. Absurdly Improbable and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, employees, agents, partners and licensors make no warranty that (i) the service will meet your requirements; (ii) the service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free; (iii) the results that may be obtained from the use of the service will be accurate or reliable; (iv) the quality of any products, services, information or other material purchased or obtained by you through the service will meet your expectations; and (v) any errors in the software will be corrected.
3. Any material downloaded or otherwise obtained through the use of the Service is accessed at your own discretion and risk, and you will be solely responsible for any damage to your computer system or loss of data that results from the download of any such material.
4. No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained by you from Absurdly Improbable or through, or from the Service, shall create any warranty not expressly stated in the Terms and Conditions.
You expressly understand and agree that Absurdly Improbable and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, employees, agents, partners and licensors shall not be liable to you for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including, but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data or other intangible losses, resulting from: (i) the use or the inability to use the service; (ii) the cost of procurement of substitute goods and services resulting from any goods, data, information or services purchased or obtained or messages received or transactions entered into through or from the service; (iii) unauthorised access to or alteration of your transmissions or data; (iv) statements or conduct of any third party on the service; or (v) any other matter relating to the service.
Absurdly Improbable takes your Privacy seriously. Please read the following to learn about our privacy policy.
This policy covers how Absurdly Improbable treats personal information that Absurdly Improbable collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number, and that is not otherwise publicly available.
This policy does not apply to the practices of companies that Absurdly Improbable does not own or control, or to people that Absurdly Improbable does not employ or manage.
Absurdly Improbable collects personal information when you register with Absurdly Improbable, when you use Absurdly Improbable services, and when you visit Absurdly Improbable pages.
When you register Absurdly Improbable asks for a display name and email address. You may then enter information such as your real name, location, country, date of birth and gender. You may also enter personal information when sharing your dream.
Absurdly Improbable collects information about your transactions with us.
Absurdly Improbable may record information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, Absurdly Improbable cookie information, and the page you request.
Absurdly Improbable uses information for the following general purposes: to fulfill your requests for services, improve our services, contact you and conduct research.
Absurdly Improbable does not rent, sell, or share personal information about you with other people or non-affiliated companies except to provide products or services you've requested, when we have your permission, or under the following circumstances:
We respond to subpoenas, court orders, or legal process, or to establish or exercise our legal rights or defend against legal claims.
We believe it is necessary to share information in order to investigate, prevent, or take action regarding illegal activities, suspected fraud, situations involving potential threats to the physical safety of any person, violations of Absurdly Improbable's terms of use, or as otherwise required by law.
We transfer information about you if Absurdly Improbable is acquired by or merged with another company. In this event, Absurdly Improbable will notify you before information about you is transferred and becomes subject to a different privacy policy.
Absurdly Improbable may set and access Absurdly Improbable cookies on your computer. We will not access any other cookies on your computer.
You can edit your Absurdly Improbable account Information at any time.
If you choose to receive the Absurdly Improbable Newsletter you can opt out at any time.
Currently you may only delete your account by contacting the system administrator.